SlapYourMac

Slap your Mac.
It deserves it.

Lives in your menu bar. Listens for taps on your laptop, rates how hard you hit, and replies with a different voice every time.

Lifetime upgrade $5.99 · unlock from inside the app

  • Lifetime · pay once
  • Free updates forever
  • Audio stays on your Mac
SlapYourMac main window — slap zone with hand icon, intensity meter, and counter pill

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#slapyourmac

Tap your Mac, post the reaction, brag online. Join the people slapping their laptops on the internet.

A small splurge

Same price. Different lifespan.

One coffee

Gone in 10 minutes.

And the cup ends up in the recycling.

SlapYourMac

Yours forever.

10,000 slaps · lifetime updates.

Both $5.99

Tap your Mac whenever the day gets long. Cheaper than therapy, louder than a sigh.

Built like the app

Everything inside,
designed to be slapped.

Three humor styles, hundreds of phrases

Family for marriage and household jokes. Spicy for cheeky adult lines. Geeky for tech humor.

3 voice packs

Default. Cute. Intense. Click any in onboarding to hear a sample. Switch in Settings.

9 achievement tiers

From Slapling (1 slap) to Slap Eternity (10,000). Every unlock shows a little celebration card.

6 visual styles

Each one has its own colors, glow, and mini window. Hit "Surprise me" in Settings to try a new look.

Privacy-first

Audio stays on your Mac. Only the loudness of each sound is checked, on your device, to spot a tap.

One time · Yours forever

Pay once.
Slap forever.

Download free. Upgrade inside the app whenever you're ready.

Lifetime upgrade $5.99 · unlock from inside the app

Questions

Frequently asked, honestly answered.

What do I need to run it?

macOS 14 or newer, on Apple Silicon or Intel. Anything else SlapYourMac needs lives inside the app — no extras to install.

Will this void my MacBook warranty?

No. SlapYourMac just listens to the mic — slapping your laptop is on you. Be reasonable. Pat, don't pummel.

Does it record my audio?

No. SlapYourMac analyzes peak volume locally to detect impacts. Nothing is recorded, stored, or uploaded.

Is it on the Mac App Store?

Not yet. For now SlapYourMac ships as a signed-and-notarized .dmg you download directly. Lifetime updates included.

Will it trigger when I'm typing?

A three-gate filter (sharp transient, punches out of silence, quiet ambient) rejects voice, music, and typing. Tune sensitivity in Settings.

Can I get a refund?

Yes — within 14 days of purchase, no questions asked. Email us and we'll handle it.

Is there a Windows version?

No. The product is the Mac chassis-as-percussion-instrument experience. Windows laptops are not invited.